Thursday, September 16, 2010

Drooling Idiots

Adult Version, Warning! Strong Language. The PG13 version is below.

I just can’t help but get this image of the president, congress and the people of this nation is a big room like in a Stanley Kubrick film.

The president is in the middle, drooling with shit running down the back of his leg. He is surrounded by members of congress in a tight group of concentric circles and they all have piss running down their legs and are drooling too. They are just patting the president, use Bush or Obama for your visual aid, on the back and telling him how damned smart he is and what a great job he is doing as another putrid brown stain runs down his leg.

Surrounding the idiot circle is an even more ridiculous crowd wearing clown suits and holding microphones. They are the press. They are supposed to be telling us what those freaks in the middle of the circle are doing but all they do is piss down their own leg and spatter congratulatory drool all over the backs of the guys in the circle in front of them. Every now and then they look back over their shoulders and whisper some incoherent bull shit and a few instructions to the citizens who dare get close enough to see the mayhem.

We the people stand outside the circle and bitch about one of the guys in a red suit drooling and pissing on the carpet that we bought and the other people bitch about the ones in the blue suits refusing to give them more drugs to maintain their stupor.

We have no chance of seeing what is really going on in the middle of the circle and I am afraid that it is more like I just described than like what we are being told by NBC and FOX.

The government needs to stop telling us what to do and start doing what we say. They are here for us not us for them. These pundits need to shut the fuck up and let the people of this country vote for what they believe in. Don’t tell us who we get to vote for or why they are so much wiser than us in choosing candidates.

Every government exists at the leisure of its people. It is time they remembered that. If they don’t, it is going to get nasty. Nastier than what I just described.



PG13 Version.

I just can’t help but get this image of the president, congress and the people of this nation is a big room like in a Stanley Kubrick film.

The president is in the middle, drooling with feces running down the back of his leg. He is surrounded by members of congress in a tight group of concentric circles and they all have urine running down their legs and are drooling too. They are just patting the president, use Bush or Obama for your visual aid, on the back and telling him how smart he is and what a great job he is doing as another putrid brown stain runs down his leg.

Surrounding the idiot circle is an even more ridiculous crowd wearing clown suits and holding microphones. They are the press. They are supposed to be telling us what those freaks in the middle of the circle are doing but all they do is pee down their own leg and spatter congratulatory drool all over the backs of the guys in the circle in front of them. Every now and then they look back over their shoulders and whisper some incoherent nonsense and a few instructions to the citizens who dare get close enough to see the mayhem.

We the people stand outside the circle and complain about one of the guys in a red suit drooling and urinating on the carpet that we bought and the other people gripe about the ones in the blue suits refusing to give them more drugs to maintain their stupor.

We have no chance of seeing what is really going on in the middle of the circle and I am afraid that it is more like I just described than like what we are being told by NBC and FOX.

The government needs to stop telling us what to do and start doing what we say. They are here for us not us for them. These pundits need to shut up and let the people of this country vote for what they believe in. Don’t tell us who we get to vote for or why they are so much wiser than us in choosing candidates.

Every government exists at the leisure of its people. It is time they remembered that. If they don’t, it is going to get nasty. Nastier than what I just described.